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Someone please tell me what book this is.
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WHAT BOOK IS THIS.
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My conversation with my friend...
- Friend: I know now that if One Direction and I were hanging off a cliff you would save them.
- Me: ...
- Friend: Am i right?
- Me: ...
- Friend: I am aren't I? I knew it!
- Me: ...
- Friend: ...
- Me: ...
- Friend: ...
- Me: I would save them over my mom, over my family, over my soul.
- Friend: ...
- Friend: what?!
- Me: If I were hanging off a cliff with them, I would hope you would save them too.
- Friend: I would save you
- Me: But then they would die. And if they die, then I would die too. So there wouldn't be any point. You would have to save them.
- Friend: You have deep psychological issues.
- Me: Sounds about right.
...get his attention
- Mom: honey, a reason you don't have a boyfriend is becouse you sit on the computer all day...
- Me: mum, please NOT AGAIN and actually I'm working on getting one
- Mum: really, how ?
- Me: you know.. just trying to get his attention...
- Mum: oh that's great! good luck! (leaves)
- Me: ...by spamming his mentions on twitter just like other few milions of girls
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During slumber parties
- normal girls: pillow fights while only wearing underwear, with professional make-up on and the best hair ever
- me and my friends: lounging on the couches with messy buns and over sized hoodies eating junk food and looking like pigs
