Everything I know, I learned from Dr.Seuss,.

Life doesn't give you people you want, it gives you people you need; To love you, to hate you, to make you, or to break you. & To make you the person you were meant to be.

My conversation with my friend...

  • Friend: I know now that if One Direction and I were hanging off a cliff you would save them.
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: Am i right?
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: I am aren't I? I knew it!
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I would save them over my mom, over my family, over my soul.
  • Friend: ...
  • Friend: what?!
  • Me: If I were hanging off a cliff with them, I would hope you would save them too.
  • Friend: I would save you
  • Me: But then they would die. And if they die, then I would die too. So there wouldn't be any point. You would have to save them.
  • Friend: You have deep psychological issues.
  • Me: Sounds about right.

...get his attention

  • Mom: honey, a reason you don't have a boyfriend is becouse you sit on the computer all day...
  • Me: mum, please NOT AGAIN and actually I'm working on getting one
  • Mum: really, how ?
  • Me: you know.. just trying to get his attention...
  • Mum: oh that's great! good luck! (leaves)
  • Me: ...by spamming his mentions on twitter just like other few milions of girls

During slumber parties

  • normal girls: pillow fights while only wearing underwear, with professional make-up on and the best hair ever
  • me and my friends: lounging on the couches with messy buns and over sized hoodies eating junk food and looking like pigs